What me?

I might have....

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I might have put my big ol' paw on the pedal to the garbage can and lifted the lid. I might have stuck my nose in and found some food crumbs on discarded napkins. I might have pulled the napkins out and shredded them. I might have left the shredded napkins on the floor.

But, I'm not confessing. No way. In my world that happened so long ago I can't remember, because I am a good boy.

And, on the off chance I did this, I think my human mummy, April, should be proud of me for being so smart that I could figure out this garbage pedal lift the lid thing-a-ma-jig.

With Love,

Henry
The Bear Dog